This is amazing.
When Patty took to the Internet to find out what the strange contraption sticking from her son’s shower wall was, she got some answers she wasn’t necessarily looking for.
‘Patty Parsons’, the breathless mother who claims to have found the object in her ‘son’s’ bathroom, posted the picture on Twitter – which is totally what normal clueless mothers called ‘Patty Parsons’ would do – where she claimed to be completely baffled by it.

Because this is the Internet and the Internet Knows Sex Toys™, it was quickly pointed out that it’s a fleshlight with shower wall attachment. Fancy!